solrac says:

Quit steppin on yourself Puff. I heard great lyrics about this guy before, they went like this:

Puff. Daddy. You know he likes it rough,

Puff. Daddy. You know he likes his ass stuffed

You know they have run out of reality t.v. show ideas when they have a show about this gay-nus master.

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And then there is that day when you realize how you came into this world. Simply because someone came.

solrac says:

Party on Board!!!

Survival Kit Checklist:

Toilet Paper…..check

Bud Light………check

Keystone………check

Budweiser…….check

Red Dog………check

Piece of plywood to float your old lady and booze on……..check

Quentin Styles says:

This shite is fauking funny’

solrac says:

You know you have that annoying friend that won’t shut up about smoking weed. They have all those weed conspiracy theories. Like how George Washington use to blaze with aliens. Get this for their birthday and it should keep them busy for a while…

solrac says:

Talk about a barrier to entry! If she really only accepts schlongs that long, you damn well know that vagina is beat up!

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So you are out at the bar, club or local watering hole. You feel a little tipsy, but you still want to pound another and you decide to go for that $10,000 beer.

“What chu mean? $10,000 beer? I ain’t drink no $10,000 beer!”

The $10,000 beer is that last beer that puts you over the DUI limit. It’s the beer you could choose not to drink that would of saved you $10,000 in attorney fees, fees to your local state and county, car impound fees and all the costs associated with getting a DUI.

So this is a little public service announcement on behalf of partyposer.com. Ask yourself the next time you go for that last drink: Is this going to be the $10,000 beer? (Or drink or whatever you want to call it). That should quickly put the worth of the next drink into perspective.

Furthermore, you should never have to be in this dilema. There is a solution. It’s call Alcohawk. The thing is super rad. It’s about $50 and it will tell you relatively where you are at in terms of your blood alcohol level. I never leave home without it. There have been way too many times where I had no idea if I was ok to go home or not. Now, with Alcohawk - I have some gauge of what my BAC is and I have better idea of what my chances of getting a DUI are.

*Note: I heard in some states that you can still get a DUI if you are over .03. So don’t be fooled by that .08 BS everyone talks about.

solrac says:

Would you rather bone Sarah Palin the Vice President Running Mate:

OR?

Perform a Satanic Goat Sacrifice?

Vote by submitting a comment to this post!

solrac says:

The common myspace ho is not only found in the United States, but they transcend international boundaries as well. It’s f*cking stupendous! What ever country you may visit, you will probably still be privy to the “myspace ho”.

Here we have Joana. She also has a myspace page. She chooses to use the “snatch shot” as her introductory photo

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le Pew says:

le Pew says:

Oh BTW, here is Nik Richie (he just got a DUI) here is a link to his site

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The Dirt On The Dirty

So-called reality blogger Nik Richie missed scoop on his own DUI bust

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