Poo Diddy - Puff Daddy the Biggest Poser of them All.

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  • October 8th, 2008

solrac says:

P-Diddy Poo Diddy
eat shit puff daddy

Quit steppin on yourself Puff. I heard great lyrics about this guy before, they went like this:

Puff. Daddy. You know he likes it rough,

Puff. Daddy. You know he likes his ass stuffed

You know they have run out of reality t.v. show ideas when they have a show about this gay-nus master.

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Sarah Palin’s Lover Revealed

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  • September 24th, 2008
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Diesel XXX SFX - This video is hilarious!

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  • September 24th, 2008

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How you CAME into this world.

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  • September 23rd, 2008

solrac says:

ice cream dildo

And then there is that day when you realize how you came into this world. Simply because someone came.

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Hurricane Survival Kit

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  • September 22nd, 2008

solrac says:

Party on Board!!!

hurricane survival kit

Survival Kit Checklist:

Toilet Paper…..check

Bud Light………check

Keystone………check

Budweiser…….check

Red Dog………check

Piece of plywood to float your old lady and booze on……..check

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The Ultimate Present for your Gayest Stoner Friend

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  • September 18th, 2008

solrac says:

ultimate cock smoking bong

You know you have that annoying friend that won’t shut up about smoking weed. They have all those weed conspiracy theories. Like how George Washington use to blaze with aliens. Get this for their birthday and it should keep them busy for a while…

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Barrier To Entry

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  • September 17th, 2008

solrac says:

NOOO Thanks…  I’ll pass.
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Penis Ruler Tattoo

Talk about a barrier to entry! If she really only accepts schlongs that long, you damn well know that vagina is beat up!

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The $10,000 Beer

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  • September 16th, 2008

solrac says:

The 10000 beer

So you are out at the bar, club or local watering hole. You feel a little tipsy, but you still want to pound another and you decide to go for that $10,000 beer.

“What chu mean? $10,000 beer? I ain’t drink no $10,000 beer!”

The $10,000 beer is that last beer that puts you over the DUI limit. It’s the beer you could choose not to drink that would of saved you $10,000 in attorney fees, fees to your local state and county, car impound fees and all the costs associated with getting a DUI.

So this is a little public service announcement on behalf of partyposer.com. Ask yourself the next time you go for that last drink: Is this going to be the $10,000 beer? (Or drink or whatever you want to call it). That should quickly put the worth of the next drink into perspective.

Furthermore, you should never have to be in this dilema. There is a solution. It’s call Alcohawk. The thing is super rad. It’s about $50 and it will tell you relatively where you are at in terms of your blood alcohol level. I never leave home without it. There have been way too many times where I had no idea if I was ok to go home or not. Now, with Alcohawk - I have some gauge of what my BAC is and I have better idea of what my chances of getting a DUI are.

The Alcohawk DUI Preventer (breatholizer)

*Note: I heard in some states that you can still get a DUI if you are over .03. So don’t be fooled by that .08 BS everyone talks about.

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What would you rather do? Sarah Palin or…?

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  • September 12th, 2008

solrac says:

Would you rather bone Sarah Palin the Vice President Running Mate:

Sarah Palin in a swimsuite

OR?

Perform a Satanic Goat Sacrifice?

Goat Sacrifice

Vote by submitting a comment to this post!

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The Quintessential Euro-ho

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  • September 11th, 2008

solrac says:

The common myspace ho is not only found in the United States, but they transcend international boundaries as well. It’s f*cking stupendous! What ever country you may visit, you will probably still be privy to the “myspace ho”.

Here we have Joana. She also has a myspace page. She chooses to use the “snatch shot” as her introductory photo

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Lisa James - Oh My God are My Panties Falling Off?

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  • September 10th, 2008

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Every time I look at this picture I want to rub one off.

http://www.myspace.com/lisaofficialfanclub

lisa-james-bottoms-off

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In Case He doesn’t win…

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  • September 9th, 2008

le Pew says:

Thee ladies vwil alvways adore heem and I vwil still vwant to touch heez vweenie Oh yeeh babee..o ooh ‘ right there….You know you want to be the next Lewinski… wee wee
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so called obama suck it
Le Pew
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Nik Richie Exposed

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  • September 8th, 2008

le Pew says:

Oh BTW, here is Nik Richie (he just got a DUI) here is a link to his site

nik richie is a poser douche bag

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The Dirt On The Dirty

So-called reality blogger Nik Richie missed scoop on his own DUI bust

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And like a baby seal i’d…

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  • September 8th, 2008

solrac says:

large and lovely woman

hit a baby seal

clubbing a baby seal

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