Rambod Doushzadeh says:

This baby is going to grow up a true peemp! Look at these moves and he can barely estand!

Bro I vonder if he is rolling right now.

Quentin Styles says:

Just another typical day here at PartyPoser.com.  This is what happens when the girls take their smoke breaks together. What ever happened to waiting until after sex to have a smoke.  Seriously, I give them 30 minute breaks each time, so why not take just your time and put the cigarette down before someone gets fired…!

Rambod Doushzadeh says:

Dis guy has some eskills! At first look you would think he is a poser, but he is true to who he is! POsers who know and admit they are posers are not true posers

I bet many of you readers can relate to this guy but not this persian peemp!

le Pew says:

So we all remember this kid from Baywatch as Hoby.  After his show burned out he turned into the rep for the gayest company on the planet:  Ed Hardy.  I mean come on, look at these pictures, we all know you have no money man, otherwise you wouldn’t be peddling clubs and trying to have all these cheesy D- fashion shows with the faded orange carpet.  Real fashion shows don’t consist of clubs and paint cans for clothing.

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le Pew says:

“If I try harder people may mistake me for Tommy Lee”

Motto for life for this douche bag.  Who wants to be Tommy Lee anyways?  Why so I can attract blown out hookers like Pamela Anderson.  He even hangs out with second rate models like forbidden too.  Ha, the irony.

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Quentin Styles says:

Message:

le Pew says:

After the Brittney Spears kid got his own show, many look-a-likes have spawned.  Here we have Hansel’s long lost cousin.  I can tell, he is not the real Hansel.

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le Pew says:

While I know she was probably trying to avoid the camera, here is her chicken dance.  Get down girl.

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le Pew says:

Jump on the bandwagon, if it doesn’t say poser more then MMA, then it’s the start of a fresh idea, an energy drink company.  Come on buddy, you are a little late.  From the looks of his hair, it must be Vanilla Ice’s old hair dresser.  We all know what happens when this guy drinks too much of his own energy drink… he’ll eventually snap and  go Kung Cho on your Ass.

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le Pew says:

I’m just saying….

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le Pew says:

If there ever was a day that Fabio had babies with Lion King we’d get this wannabe myspace rockstar poser from Albuquerque, New Mexico.  Come on dude, stop trying to live the dream give it up man!

Give him a shout and tell him partyposer loves him.

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le Pew says:

It’s alright Ms. Crystal. I know that you are well paid, and although I may catch a flesh eating penile disease…I can still find quite a bit of use for your orifices while it’s hot.

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Quentin Styles says:

Poser Dave and his Ladies are watching the Convention right now making history.  He’s about to pull a five-some with these four barbie babes… Where you at?

Quentin Styles says:

Legalize Marijuana and you’ll have my Vote..!   Bob Marley gave ONE LOVE while Martin Luther King had a DREAM.  JFK had a VOICE, and Obama gives us HOPE.  The only thing we need now is for him to legalize DOPE.  Given mad props to all the Players of our Nation.  OBAMA/BIDEN08

le Pew says:

O yes pussy cat, dance for le Pew.

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