le Pew says:

Emailer:

I was coming back from a club in LA with my boys. As I was ordering something creepy popped out of the woodwork! I almost shat myself when I saw this old dicreprid lady roll up behind me. Can they actually serve you like this?!! God she was so creepy. I could here here cluckin’.

Are you sure that wasn’t yoda, Be careful, the force may be strong with this one.