Million Man March
le Pew says:
When you hear them coming you better watch out. It’s the million man march and they are after you. Better be careful for flying buttons from corsets.
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French Kissy Kiss!
le Pew says:
Some of these make le Pew so proud to be french while others make le Pew want to le Puke!
Miss Piggy from the 909
le Pew says:
Now I am not saying we don’t love our 909′ers, ok maybe some of the stripper look alikes. But miss piggy from the IE takes the bacon home. Somebody stop feeding her before she pops.
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Milf Mom and Daughter Dilf Duo
Quentin Styles says:
Not sure what to make of all this but WOW, to say the least, this girl may have some major issues down the road. Not throwing out any names but, I think we know who’s to blame!
Err, It looks as if Milf Mom has been giving Dilf Daughter some lessons on how to become Heff’s newest Playmate, or better yet, it could back fire and she could end up on PartyPoser to explain how she failed… Don’t worry little girl, we all know its not your fault.
*I have provided Milf Mom’s 10 necessities as follows…
Message from Ex: He’s a Liar, Cheater, and A Player!
Quentin Styles says:
Message:
Ladies don’t date this fool. He is a liar, cheater, user, and a player. He comes across as very charming and sweet. However, this is all fake. He has more than one girlfriend at a time. Also sleeps around with many women in San Diego, Phoenix, Fresno, Los Angeles, Las Vegas. He travels for work and has women in different cities. When confronted will say I don’t know her. He will deny deny deny. Or he will say “She’s crazy I was never with her.” Even if he’s been with you for years he will deny you. Uses women for money, gifts, and sex. Once caught his lies are weak and will use the same lines on girls. Don’t believe a word this man says.
That is all we needed to know, this guy is supposedly a Player from San Diego! This must be the reason why he wears shades inside and at night. Bro, who wears black leather gloves these days besides the guy who was driving Mrs. Daisy? My only word of advice for Rico Suave would be to grow some facial hair so you can move on with your life. Also, this would be a good time to dig up some naked pics of your ex.
Don’t eeF’ with Bon-a-Douche-bag!
Quentin Styles says:
There is no doubt in my mind that this guy eats little children for breakfast. Danny Bon-a-Douche-bag is a man of all men, A true warrior in his own heart and soul. Soon, he too will be as cool as Chuck Norris.
New Spieces: The Bi Coug
Quentin Styles says:
Ginger is a “Bi Coug” on the prowl searching for young men or women who like to dance and are eager to take her on, Meow… She is definitely a female who claims she is only 39. By the sag of her tits I would say she is at least 50. Don’t be fooled little boys and girls, she’s an animal who hunts both ways, not a bad thing but two things to keep in mind, Safety and Protection!
Quote from Ginger: I think he bit of more than he can chew
I would have to agree…
White Germany Blood
Tyron Patron says:
First off, homeboy is taking his photo for MySpace at some gas station bathroom on his Razor phone in the middle of nowhere thinkin’ he’s from Compton.
Secondly, he appears to be White and from Germany.
Even thou this fool has the balls to play a black man from the ghetto representin’ the Bloods. He could never understand the streets of LA is the place where we be crackin’ em hoes. This nigga be crazy yo, or fake… Either way, I testify that this Cracka’ is a Black Posa’! Throw in the white towel whitie, you’ve been Exposed!

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Tito Ortiz and his Left Nut, Johnny Tran…
Quentin Styles says:

Myspace Profile Pic of the Week!
Quentin Styles says:
What ever happens in Vegas eventually ends up on Party Poser. Give it up for Daisy aka Attention Whore aka Tri-State Hole in the Wall, where you can get the best tacos in town!
Congratulations Daisy! You made Party Posers FIRST EVER MySpace Profile Pic of the Week…!
Come visit ME here
The Perfect Wife
Rambod Doushzadeh says:
Us persians are very old fashioned. Vhe vant a voman that who estays in the kitchen but can estay esexy. This vone takes it to a new level.
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Ghetto Booty Call
Rambod Doushzadeh says:
Vhat does it tell you vhen a girl takes pictures of her own ass in her bathroom vith her camera phone?
1- Low self esteem
2- Broke
Dinner at Sizzler and a comment about her weight and you vill be having a ham sandwich by the end of the night
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Olympic Human Bowling
Quentin Styles says:
I know this may look a little aggressive for bowling but this is the way they do things in China! Have you ever seen the reality TV shows? Its true, two finger in the hole and lift… Its the only way to get em off the ground.
Wonder what these two are thinking at this very moment? If you would have to guess, what do you think they would say? What would their conversation be? Commentary anyone???
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Commentary:
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Chung Li: yip, yip, yip, yip, hyper finnnnnngerbutt
Margaret Cho: a little to the left please
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Stinky Fingers: Something sure smells funny in here
Black Hole: opps, pppphhhtssssssssssssssss, pppphhhtssssssssssssssss!
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Olympic Girl 1: I now got you in my tiger grip!
Olympic Girl 2: Not this time, I will blow your fingers off with my atomic burst!
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Doc: Ok, now PUSH!
Patient: Hee hee, Hoo Hoo
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Ultimate Face Paint of the Century
solrac says:
Perhaps we are all posers in comparison: I wonder how a job interview goes with this guy?
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