Monavie Peddlers

le Pew says:

Who’d ever think that berry juice was such a godsend. Hand every kid a bottle, smack him on the ass, and tell them “go out there and be somebody”. Then they realized after they’ve sold their family, friends, and strangers they were left all alone. It’s alright, we’ll drink a bottle of Monavie tonight, it’ll make me feel better! Come on, cheer up ya snake salesmen.

-le Pew