le Pew says:

Emailer:

A little dirt about this girl named Gigi. She used to live in Orange County and was dating Grant Lee, the bald asian guy in the wheel chair that does those 18 year old Club Glam parties. From what I heard she moved to Vegas and pursued a career as a pornstar. Look at her pictures, she sure does look like she is living the life!

I dunno if that is called “dirt” emailer. As far as I’m considered, silicone + fake hair = gogo dancer or stripper. So if you are either of the above, you might as well be a porn star. You see, it all goes hand in hand. Of course I mean the hand that others give you in your ass.