When Fabio Meets Lion King…
le Pew says:
If there ever was a day that Fabio had babies with Lion King we’d get this wannabe myspace rockstar poser from Albuquerque, New Mexico.
The Redneck Yearbook Album Picture of the Century
solrac says:
I am speechless!
Rarely do I see a redneck who has on more eyebrow paint than his sister. She needs to follow his lead. Also, how big are this guy’s nuts? His crotch and her baby are about the same size.
I love the contrast between the background and the foreground. It’s Garden of Eden meets Dirt Patch of Riverside.
The hand on the ass is the icing on top of this deliciously foul sad-cake.
Personally, I prefer a woman with more ass than fetus.
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The Eye of the Tiger
Quentin Styles says:
You all know this clown… Mr. Juicy aka The South County Tiger is an Orange County residence Model/ Rapper. He is also known as one of PartyPoser’s very own celebrities. It seems he is enjoying himself way too much these days, still not sure whether or not this guy’s a homo..? By the way he is prowling around like a Tiger he sure isn
Not all Posers are Vhat they eh-seem, but most of the time They Are
Rambod Doushzadeh says:
Hello reader bros and eh-some hoes, Rambod again and dis time i have the opposite of my friend Armani. Jimmy khere is exactly vhat he appears to be. A koonie, doush poser who doesnt know vheather to estick his camel tongue in a vagina or up the narrow dirt road.
But you might say “Rambod he is vith a very khot girl, vhy is khe a_poser?!” Bro, vhat peemp vould ever puckerhis pole licking lips in a_picture? Alvays take a closer look!
Flexing for a man, vhile the voman behind you laughs = Douche
Putting big hard cock shaped objects to your mouth = Eeediot
Douches vearing pink eh-panties, head bands, and sunglasses vith their under bros while riding eh-camels = Party Posers
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She calls herself the “The Rainmaker” on myspace.
le Pew says:
What sort of person takes pictures of their “niece” playing with money. Definition of shallow would be the understatement of the year, she should be filed in the category, “Sell my soul for a dollar”. I’m still trying to figure out how many credit card checks she had to cash to take these pictures. I think she may be smuggling money for her brother Pinocchio in the last picture.
PS: Anyone that has money wouldn’t take a picture like this. Unless you’re a rapper. But like I said, see earlier statement.
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Party Poser Joe!
le Pew says:
Emailer:
Look at this douchebag named Joe. Put him on blast because he looks ridiculous!
Check it out Le Pew, It looks like Joe is about to get some armpit in face by the retard on left. Joe is like a human magnet, homeboy is getting attacked from all angles. Girl looks pretty easy Joe, did you bang it out, or what? If so, be a friend and send us those pictures…
Why are you making fun of him. That’s Owen Wilson’s brother! I loved Wedding Crasher’s!
More Dirt on Mr. Juicy
Tyron Patron says:
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Yo Tyron! As promised, I have something for you. Remember “Mr. Juicy”? Here are a couple of pictures I dug up. F’ing Tards were out that night running around with their shirts off shooting each other with rubber bands. Please get this guy a bone and send his ass home… Dirt Digger ——————————————————————— Dirt Digger, First off, I would like to thank you for sending your photos of these Douche Bags. Because of your generosity I would like to make you an official member of our Poserattsi team. Good work my man, keep em’ coming! Tyron’Patron.
Mr. Juicy Gang Signs>>> Somehow I knew there was more dirt on this guy. This guy looks awkward, is there something wrong with his neck? His peanut head reminds me of a turtle coming out of its shell for the first time.
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<<<Mr. Juicy and his Boy Toy “F’ing Tards were out that night running around with their shirts off shooting each other with rubber bands.”
Once again this is a classic example of posers in the OC posin’ as gangsters. Shirts off and hands in pants. They must be making sure little Richard is still down there. Be careful boys, cause the Juice is known to cause shrinkage. Also, what’s wrong with Turtles Face? Why are you always so pissed off bro? Something smells funny? Did your homie just give you a dirty Sanchez?
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Update to: “My slipper got stuck in the gas pedal!”
le Pew says:
From our prior post, emailer has sent us some updated pictures from the incident where his neighboor backed into his house because his slipper got stuck in his gas pedal.
These pictures are too funny. I practically rolled off my chair when I saw this myself!
Mr. Juicy
Tyron Patron says:
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Email: Hey Ty what up dogg? This Guys name is Jason, aka “Juice”. Can you guess why his name is “Juice”? He claims to be a hip hop artist representing the local OC. Also, “Juice” may look hard, but I found some shit that will expose a softer side, I heard he goes both ways. This dude needs to be exposed… Thanks for keepin’ it real. Drunk Punk |
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Yo Drunk Punk, Thanks for the look out on these Party Posers! I can think of many reasons why his name is “Juice”, but the main reason is that it’s short for Juicy Couture. For the record, Juice is the main ingredient he injects into his ass. Either way, he’s posin’ hard time for PartyPoser and is now Exposed so you too can be the judge Mr. Juicy…
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What is wrong with this picture?>>> Looks like you’re about to get man handled and seconds away from your daily dose of Juice. This dirt was given to us by one of your many fans. Unless you can back it up homie you are an official poser… Let’s hear the skinny bro, on how you take it in the ass so slow. |
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Derrrr the Catfish
Tyron Patron says:
Email:Hey Tyron, this guy is Derrrek from New York. I went to high school with this guy and he got caught in the bathroom with his pants down. I feel he would fit right in, always out for adventure this guy is ready to go. Poser status remains unknown, maybe you can give him a persona to roll with. |
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What do you mean he was caught with his pants down? By the look of this guys face we are in for a long night of some hot romance. I think we may need to get these guys a designated driver cause we wouldn’t want little man Guido driving. Little man Guido is singing the cu cu racha and is about ready to fall on his face. Good thing for Little man Guido, Derrrek is holding him up as he is calling a taxi. I think you Scored Derrrr! We will call you Catfish. Now I understand what you meant when you said he got caught with his pants down. |
Ladies and Gentlemen, we present to you Mr. CooL ICE!
elguapo says:
Wow, where the hell do I begin? First of all, why not just Mr. ICE? When the hell is ice anything but cool? Despite how utterly awesome it looks to capitalize the C and L while keeping the o’s lower case, inserting CooL makes this guy a walking exercise in redundancy.
Mr. CooL ICE is a good name if and only if you are:
- A hardcore Vato Loco, or a Chicano rapper
- An imprisoned recipient of a song dedication on Art Laboe’s Lowridin Oldies Radio Show
- All of the above
Mr. CooL ICE is a terrible name otherwise, especially if you’re a wannabe wigger poser. However, if you are going to attempt to hold the supreme title of Mr. CooL ICE, here’s a word of advice. DON’T INCLUDE A SKELETON DOING THE MACAULAY CULKIN HOME ALONE FACE SLAP AND SCREAM POSE. Just a thought.
Best Comment:
elguapo says: i know what you mean mastercurry! the hair, the tats, the faux-buff pose - everyone
“My slipper got stuck in the gas pedal!”
le Pew says:
Emailer:
“You aren’t going to believe what happened. This morning my dumbass neighbor was backing out his car in his favorite pair of fuzzy slippers. While I was in my house, I heard the sound of an engine revving, tires screeching, and then the sound of a car colliding through my garage. As it turns out, my neighbor was in reverse and his fuzzy slippers got stuck in the gas pedal…sending his truck through the bush, into my car (not pictured because it was already towed), and into my house! Another neighbor had to come help him pull his foot off the gas while the tires were still smoking in reverse and continued to slam into my garage. Can you believe this sh*t! I wish I took a picture of my neighbor STILL wearing the slippers around at the scene of the accident when the fire departments, police department and ambulance showed up!”
HAHAHAHAHAHAH. That is FANTASTIC.
-le Pew
Poser of the Year award goes to…
Tyron Patron says:
Give it up for our Poser of the Year! Homeboy doesn’t evolve, he remains the same for eternity!
Sorry to break it down for ya but this is what happens when people don’t change.
Eat a dick homie…