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Late Night At The Hard Rock

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August 13th, 2008

Corporate Mongal HITS Rock Bottom! Bradey Spears, no relation to Britney was seen hanging out at The Hard Rock in Vegas the night of his suicide. He was drinking heavily and doing a mass quantity of cocaine and oxy cottons.

Witnesses say a man by the name of Mark “Key” Ferris now living in Huntington Beach was seen with Bradey moments before the suicide. This Key guy is known to kill bitches who fucked with his shit. Bradley was found in his hotel room with vasaline, a sack of rocks and a empty box of condoms. Shitty thing about it was the fact that the condoms were filled with rocks and were shoved in his anus. “Lucky for him it was very well lubricated” says Key Witness.

This guy to our left is his buddy… Some how he found his way back home to tell the story. See more pics of this clown and get back to us because Perez Hilton wants his watch back.

vegas poser late night at the hard rock

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Why The Long Face?

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August 9th, 2008

le Pew says:

Somebody please get Mr. Ed an apple to chew on.

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The Poser Who Never Was

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July 31st, 2008

solrac says:

The sheer ludicrousness of it all. This preposterous, risible fool of a man has taken the absurdity of the human condition to new lows. A living farce, the madness of it all is ironically laughable.

His goofy white hat, pretentious smirk, and oversized sunglasses are nearly frightening in their disparagement.

The sheer ludicrousness of it all. This preposterous, risible fool of a man has taken the absurdity of the human condition to new lows. A living farce, the madness of it all is ironically laughable.

His goofy white hat, pretentious smirk, and over sized sunglasses are nearly frightening in their disparagement.

Wannabe Borat Party Poser

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solrac - the intellectual ruinator

Vorst Hooters Girl Ever

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July 30th, 2008

Rambod Doushzadeh says:

I have been to many Hooters restaurants in this fine land, enjoyed the, how you say, chiekan vings, relax vith the large breasted serving venches, even took a couple home, imagine my suprise vhen i valked into dis Tennessee Hooters and met Rami. Rami, vhat’s up vith the Adveel and Splrite, dis is not vhat you call a good time. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was right vhen he said there are no gays in Iran, they have moved to Ft. Campbell.