Brow Down Armenian Mid-East Connection
Rambod Doushzadeh says:
Vhats us brrro!? These Glendale Armani’s e-say it like it is. Never kheard an Armanian make better fun of himself than this guy. Nice eshirt though, the e-silk is top notch.
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Not all Posers are vhat dey eh-Seem!
Rambod Doushzadeh says:
Vhats up bro?! Rambod here with another life lesson. We at party poser are not all about de khate. We giver credit vhen credit is due. Take a look at my friend here from Vegas, Armani aka Steady 2 Ready
Myspace URL: True Pimping!
Standard douche bag poser right? Wrrong! It deserves a closer look into the story. Armani has taken the cards he was delt with, fat, ugly, maybe slight retard brain, and made the lemonade
My man launches parties in the city of eh-sin and has more gerls than a sultan’s herem
Now be honest posers, you khavent khad this much ass in a lifetime. You dress the eh-same, act the eh-same, and are even better looking, but this man is a true peemp
Keep it peemping Armani, you make the persians proud vith envy.
Holler at my man by clicking the link and give him the credit he deserves!
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Persian Desert
Rambod Doushzadeh says:
Persians always have fruit for dessert and the gerls love some bananas. They are trained from a young age to take in as much as they can in one sitting. You never know vhen you are going to get another meal in the desert
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The Quintessential Struggle of a Poser
solrac says:
Ah, the greatest battle any poser must fight: the battle within his own psyche to fight the urge to smile. The poor fellow on the right failed. He must go home with his head hung in shame.
The other two on the left, especially this displaced Persian man, desperately trying to hold on to his youth with all his grip, yet his receding hairline continues to slip between his fingers, struggle with all their might to resist the urge to smile.
The hunchbacked Persian (that is his hunched back, right to the left of his ear and above his shoulder, yes no?) is trying so hard not to smile, it is apparent that he has prolapsed his rectum in the process. I can smell his poopy tighty-whiteys from my computer screen.
The man in the middle is about to blow the vomit from his mouth, he has tried so hard not to smile. He has succeeded and so he holds the “V” for Victory sign in the air. Or he may simply be stating “V” for vomit.
The Persian is also victorious, but at what cost? He must walk home with his head hung in shame along with his disgraced smiling friend. At least he is the better of the two men. Better to have crapped your pants than to have actually smiled for the camera.
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Very Vell done my compatriot Solrac! You have caught this poor persian at his vorst. Even the gerl in the back is laughing at them. Poor poor persian, at least his slaves look happy
Lesson #2 - The Image - eStay Consistant
Rambod Doushzadeh says:
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When making an image for yourself, it is essential you estay consistant. You cant be a peemp vone minute and a gay the other. Take my friend MuhamedMy friend, if you are not in good eshape you cannot take pictures vith no eshirt, you need some HGH broo |
| Last i checked, esubvay is not a club. You must have just gotten off of vork from your parent’s restaurant. You tink you are going to get the beetches at subvay vith your plucked brows, club shirt, lip ring and headphones? No DJ Reza, not tonight |  |
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Dis is the cout de grace, vone picture you are shirtless buff meathead peemp, then dj reza at subvay and here emo goth punk trying to be escary? No vonder gerls dont like you, you dont even like yourself
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Please, peemps keep it real, no more trying to be everything, pick your peemp and be it. Verrry simpl
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Persian Peemping Lesson #1 “The eSmile” - Verry Important
Rambod Doushzadeh says:
Vhen taking pictures vith a hot bitch, the smile is vhat makes the peemp
Too Koonie - see how they are comfortable vith you? Its cause they know you are no threat cause you like men
Too Angry - She is terrified bro, plus i think penis khead bekhind you is more interested in you than she is
Bro Too khaapy - You’re e-so khappy that she thinks of you as just another fan, no chance
- Rambod Doushzadeh - Persian Xtacy
Joe Show!
le Pew says:
Emailer:
This guy is the craziest guy I know. I thought he was little john….screaming “WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTT!” all night long.
Ok vhat is up vith this pose bro? You lubed up and ready for Big Baba*?
Is that sandpaper on his chest. Why does he have a gorilla cleavage.
Le Pew my friend, not sandpaper, you see us Persiani’s have a bit of a hair problem, vhat my friend here has forgetten is vhat the ladies know very vell, Nair.
Khey konnie* man, use some nair next time and leave the razor at khome, and, your girl is sporting some serious pudge, get that gerl on the tredmill.
*Baba - Daddy
*Koonie - Gay butt lover
Parviz the Poser
Rambod Doushzadeh says:
I vas up in Vegas last veek and met this poor Persian vant to be. Naturally he followed me all veek to try to pick up my koos escraps but he has much to learn.
1. Men do not vear color contact lenses. Vat are you tyring to do here, make people think you are vhite? Color contacts vere meant for girls and queers, vhere do you fit it? Koonie is my guess
2. Flexing your esteroid pumped mascles in a pink eshirt does not make you cool. Dont believe me? look at the girl esitting right next to you, she is laughing at you, not vith you bro
3. eSite seeing with your eshirt off is bad enough, but vhen you do it vith your cousin fresh from Persia its vorse. You couldnt tell him to leave the turbin behind? You guys are making us true peemps look very bad.
Persian Hotness
Rambod Doushzadeh says:
Persian gerls usually get a bad rep as being hairy and ugly so i present to you the cream of the crop. I dont esee any hair.
Party Posers from Abroad - Bejan
Rambod Doushzadeh says:
Vhats up Brro? Me, Arash, and Shervin ver tottally peemping it at the manshion vith hef. Tuan vas so drunk dat he taught shervin vas actually strait. They vent to the grotto and now look how happy Shervin is. Looks like the chesh tang forgot to rinse
- Rambod
Best Comment:
Seven11 says: I wonder who the Persian poser is? The Asian or the Indians?
