My Not so High Class Prostitu
le Pew says:
It’s alright Ms. Crystal. I know that you are well paid, and although I may catch a flesh eating penile disease…I can still find quite a bit of use for your orifices while it’s hot.
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Mannequin Mary is Real!
You know in that sick and twisted mind of yours…
Mannequin Mary Part 2: Which one is Real?
le Pew says:
Our friend Mannequin Mary is back. I think that she has been consulting with our gnome friend over at Orbitz. They must have the same acting coach, because she coulda fooled me. I was about to toss my clothes on her as a rack. Somebody kick her to make sure she’s alive. Can you guess which one is the real Mary?
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Teen Dream Nudie Pics!
le Pew says:
EMAILER:
“So I’ve been holding out on this picture for a while of my ex. I am not sure if this will actually embarrass her or make her famous!“
Actually, keep sending them. Partyposer loves them. And with silicone’s as nice as these, they should be shared and cherished with the entire world. The only shame is, we only got one picture! Did you hear me emailer…we demand more!
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Crystal Je T’aime
le Pew says:
My little champagne guzzling, money grubbing, leech. So many pictures so little time. I still cannot figure out what it is you do…wait. I have a pretty good idea now. Shucks and I thought you were actually juggling a real job, not silicone.
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Champagne Mademoiselle
le Pew says:
This make le Pew want to pop bottle of champagne all over mademoiselle. Mademoiselle please see le Pew I have extra maid outfit for you to wear.
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Jail bait girl!
le Pew says:
Maybe not quite. She states she’s 18 on her profile. Hmmmmm……something weird about her face. Like a munchkin that needs a nose job. O well, we’ll just have to put a ziploc bag on her head.
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Mannequin Mary Part 1
le Pew says:
Oui oui! I cannot tell if she is real or not. You decide. But le Pew want to put French fry in her mouth, wee wee.
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Gigi- good girl gone pornstar
le Pew says:
Emailer:
A little dirt about this girl named Gigi. She used to live in Orange County and was dating Grant Lee, the bald asian guy in the wheel chair that does those 18 year old Club Glam parties. From what I heard she moved to Vegas and pursued a career as a pornstar. Look at her pictures, she sure does look like she is living the life!
I dunno if that is called “dirt” emailer. As far as I’m considered, silicone + fake hair = gogo dancer or stripper. So if you are either of the above, you might as well be a porn star. You see, it all goes hand in hand. Of course I mean the hand that others give you in your ass.
Tiffany Holliday from Huntington Beach!
le Pew says:
Emailer:
What do you guys think. Ran across these pics from her myspace! Smoking!
If these are from her myspace then I’d like to see what kind of work she’s in!