Christian Audigier is Von Dutch Part 2 is Gay part Deux
le Pew says:
These shirts are UBER gay and need to be burned. This is the uniform for every roided out meathead in LA now. Standard gear with matching gay spikey hair and cool blinged out gear. When did rhinestones and metallic paint become cool on guys? I thought when Von Dutch was played out that people would learn how gay they look in this sh*t.
“Ya bro, look at me I got the newest Christian Audigier shirt, no bro I do, no wait maybe you do…I can’t tell they look all the same.”
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Cabbage Patch Doll Defect…
le Pew says:
I think the hair dye is starting to seep through her skull. Any more trinkets that could be attached to this work of art and she’d probably set off a metal detector. Nice tattoo, actually it’d be really creative if it read “KILL SELF”.
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Pay my way into fake Playboy party!
le Pew says:
Emailer:
Here’s a picture of 4 posers who paid top dollar to get into a faux-playboy party. Playboy material? I think not!
Where do I start? The toucan on the left or the balding guy next to her. Or perhaps the next guy that is playing pocket pool in his pants. We’ll have to excuse the asian hobbit on the right, she is obviously from the short bus. Paying your way into a faux playboy party, especially one hosted at the crackhead infested Vanguard is pathetic. O yeah at least you guys got the memo to wear white.
The chesh tang on the right is trying to pull de oldest trick in da book. Vear a big hat to deter people from looking at your ugly face. Cowgirls started it, K-Fed continued it, and little miss asian, its not working! You Ugly!
Best Comment:
Bella says: The bald mexican guy obviously confused the concept of Hef being a pimp. He’s “da pimp” because he’s a famous millionare who surrounds himself with gorgeous women…THAT makes him an icon. Flabby misunderstood the whole concept as a “pimp and ho” party. Sorry man, you’re not a pimp because you brought some fugly asian skank. At least the guy wearing the gay cross and scarf brought someone half-way decent. In case you didn’t get Hef’s point, it’s about surrounding yourself with BEAUTIFUL women, not just any old hoodrat that you can pick up. Instead of coughing up money to go to some poser party, you should take that money and get some hair plugs, and a gym membership.
The Fingers Crew
elguapo says:
What immediately followed was the filthiest group dirty sanchez session ever recorded in the history of mankind.
More Mark from Hollywood…
Tyron Patron says:
Did you see dem’ grillz? Icy Ice… Ouch, nice shades dogg, are dem Oakley’s…?
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OK Party Posers, here’s a lil’ bonus. I was able to get Mark Essence aka Mark The Incredible to sing his rendition of “Can’t help but Wait” By Trey Songz. For your pleasure I have provided the lyrics below…
Trey Songz
“Can’t Help but wait”
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By Night: Mark Essence
Tyron Patron says:
Mark Essence is the man of the Hour… Mr. Essence is currently workin’ the streets of Hollywood, Pimpin’ his poser status… Be on a look out for this man cause homeboy is about to come up yo! I know you don’t know who he is now but you will know him soon enough… Just wait until you see his Late Late Night personality as Mark the Incredible… This guy is a true Star and The Poserattsi’s Dream come true. Consider him Party Posers first ever Poser Madonna. Keep on a look out, there is more to come…
Late Late Night: Mark the Incredible
Tyron Patron says:
Mark the Incredible aka Mark Essence is exactly that, Incredible… He is a perfect example of a Party Poser representing his Retro set on the other side of the fence! You cant go wrong with White Striped Shades and blue checkered scarf combo, eat your heart out Kanye West…
Not too sure what to make of this particular Late Night Excursion but I know one things for sure. He is tripping extremely hard on some LSD right now. I think it’s getting pretty late buddy, we are starting to get worried…
Tranny & barnyard friend…
le Pew says:
Ed Hardy? You’re kidding right. Just as bad as Von Dutch for those who don’t remember the trend that may have lasted a whole month. Their homo following was something unseen. And WTF is wrong with the bull on the right…did someone forget to tie her up. Clearly she is a long way from home.
-le Pew
Going going…..going bald.
le Pew says:
The direction of his hand is indicating to us his hair is going down the drain. Nice vein on your forehead by the way, have one more drink and your head may explode.
-le Pew
WTF is that thing with the hideous marking!
le Pew says:
That has to be from Dr. Seuss. I knew it, I was right. See below for celebrity shot.
-le Pew
Poppin’ bottles with hobbits.
le Pew says:
You are supposed to pop bottles with hot chicks, not hobbits. And take off the hat, you are not Justin Timberlake.
-le Pew
Too cool!
le Pew says:
I’m too sexy for my shirt….tooooo sexxy. Ok I am kidding, you look like OJ Simpson!
-le Pew
I’m so hard!
le Pew says:
It ain’t easy coming from the school of hardknocks. I’m so hard that I sport my cheesy Christian Audigier shirt and my glitter hat. You should see all my friends, we got them in each color…all monogrammed. O yeah.
-le Pew
Racing Stripes
le Pew says:
I dye my hair like this because it makes me faster. Is that Ms. Piggy I see down there. The cheap suit goes well with the stripe Skunk Boy.
-le Pew
