Fight Poser Starts an Original Idea: Energy Drink
le Pew says:
Jump on the bandwagon, if it doesn’t say poser more then MMA, then it’s the start of a fresh idea, an energy drink company. Come on buddy, you are a little late. From the looks of his hair, it must be Vanilla Ice’s old hair dresser. We all know what happens when this guy drinks too much of his own energy drink… he’ll eventually snap and go Kung Cho on your Ass.
Olympic Human Bowling
Quentin Styles says:
I know this may look a little aggressive for bowling but this is the way they do things in China! Have you ever seen the reality TV shows? Its true, two finger in the hole and lift… Its the only way to get em off the ground.
Wonder what these two are thinking at this very moment? If you would have to guess, what do you think they would say? What would their conversation be? Commentary anyone???
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Commentary:
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Chung Li: yip, yip, yip, yip, hyper finnnnnngerbutt
Margaret Cho: a little to the left please
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Stinky Fingers: Something sure smells funny in here
Black Hole: opps, pppphhhtssssssssssssssss, pppphhhtssssssssssssssss!
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Olympic Girl 1: I now got you in my tiger grip!
Olympic Girl 2: Not this time, I will blow your fingers off with my atomic burst!
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Doc: Ok, now PUSH!
Patient: Hee hee, Hoo Hoo
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Sara The Stripper And Her Played Out Knight
Tyron Patron says:
Look fellas’ it’s Sara and her Stripper Pole. What the hell is she trying to hide behind those leaves and what’s going on with your upper chest area? Is that a mountain forming or is it caving in? As said many times before, you are a lizard trapped inside a woman’s body. Lets give her the benefit of the doubt and hear what she has to say…
Message from Sara:
Remember me, my name is Sara the Stripper and I am one of PartyPoser’s finest bitches of all time. All you other fucking posers can eat my pussy! I wanted to show you bastards I am a Player, and NOT a Poser.
Check me out; I got to kick it with my Big Daddy, Suge Knight. This man is large and in charge and made my ass hurt like a mother fucker; I couldn’t walk for three days. I am still leaking out my ass as we speak, can someone please hand me a wipe, I think I scharded… lol, jk.
Tyron’Patron says’
|I am sorry but you are not doing us any justice by sleeping with Suge Knight girl, especially anal penetration. Your shit hole must be bigger than the black hole itself. There is no doubt in my mind you will be depending on “depends” in your later years.
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