The $10,000 Beer
solrac says:
So you are out at the bar, club or local watering hole. You feel a little tipsy, but you still want to pound another and you decide to go for that $10,000 beer.
“What chu mean? $10,000 beer? I ain’t drink no $10,000 beer!”
The $10,000 beer is that last beer that puts you over the DUI limit. It’s the beer you could choose not to drink that would of saved you $10,000 in attorney fees, fees to your local state and county, car impound fees and all the costs associated with getting a DUI.
So this is a little public service announcement on behalf of partyposer.com. Ask yourself the next time you go for that last drink: Is this going to be the $10,000 beer? (Or drink or whatever you want to call it). That should quickly put the worth of the next drink into perspective.
Furthermore, you should never have to be in this dilema. There is a solution. It’s call Alcohawk. The thing is super rad. It’s about $50 and it will tell you relatively where you are at in terms of your blood alcohol level. I never leave home without it. There have been way too many times where I had no idea if I was ok to go home or not. Now, with Alcohawk - I have some gauge of what my BAC is and I have better idea of what my chances of getting a DUI are.
*Note: I heard in some states that you can still get a DUI if you are over .03. So don’t be fooled by that .08 BS everyone talks about.
Nik Richie Exposed
le Pew says:
Oh BTW, here is Nik Richie (he just got a DUI) here is a link to his site
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The Dirt On The Dirty
So-called reality blogger Nik Richie missed scoop on his own DUI bust
You know your marriage is screwed when…
le Pew says:
Trade Engagement Ring for Dirtbike - $1500 (HB)
Reply to: see below
Date: 2008-08-19, 8:56PM PDT
Paid $1900 for ring from Robbins Brothers. Have receipt and free maintenance plan for whoever wants the ring. Never worn and in box ready for your lady.
Ring is princess cut. Has 3 diamonds totaling .54 ct. White Gold band and Platinum prong. Nice ring for someone on a budget. Will sell for about $1500 as well. Or make an offer.
Looking for dirtbike 250 or bigger or maybe large 4 stroke. Value needs to be around $1500 at least.
Call me if interested.
949/697-1727
- Location: HB
- it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 804454959
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Bringin Back The Ol School
Tyron Patron says:
Nothin’ wrong wit a sista’ showin’ off her double A Peanut Butter Cups and Beef Cleavage. As you can see, homegirl dropped the kids off at the pool before the big photo shoot.
Besides the shit floatin’ in her bathwater, this bitches nasty ass geri curl juice is drippin’ down her formongous five head. This must be the most fucked up MySpace Profile I have ever seen, too many lights not enough cover-up, and as always Mr. Hanky hordin’ the spotlight. Dumb Bitch betta recognize cause when “the shit” goes down, you betta be ready…
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So emo
le Pew says:
I have a moustache because I’m ugly and emo. But au contraire I beg to differ….. I’m eclectic, I’m indy, I rock a Mac computer because uhhh what was I saying. O yeah what I was really trying to say is I’m a loser.
-le Pew
Tie Dye Twins
le Pew says:
Ahhh, why I’ve course. It’s Fruity Pebbles and sidekick. Taste the rainbow fellas, or perhaps come meet my friend:
-le Pew