White Germany Blood
Tyron Patron says:
First off, homeboy is taking his photo for MySpace at some gas station bathroom on his Razor phone in the middle of nowhere thinkin’ he’s from Compton.
Secondly, he appears to be White and from Germany.
Even thou this fool has the balls to play a black man from the ghetto representin’ the Bloods. He could never understand the streets of LA is the place where we be crackin’ em hoes. This nigga be crazy yo, or fake… Either way, I testify that this Cracka’ is a Black Posa’! Throw in the white towel whitie, you’ve been Exposed!
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The Perfect Wife
Rambod Doushzadeh says:
Us persians are very old fashioned. Vhe vant a voman that who estays in the kitchen but can estay esexy. This vone takes it to a new level.
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Nasty Nate from Half Baked
le Pew says:
This guy reminds me of Nasty Nate from Half Baked. I can just imagine what this guy is thinking as he smiles devilishly, “I’m gunna split that skinny white anus and pound it into bloody ground beef.” Or perhaps he is thinking, “I’ll use your anal membrane as my sausage wrapper. Bratwurst time!” At any rate, this is obviously the BEST part of taking showers in prison.
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Since Tyron’Patron is blind….
le Pew says:
Here is a comparison of who he thinks is hot in the post found below.
Clearly he is blind and should lay off the “patron”.
Lil’ Boy Tyron’
Tyron Patron says:
Got Dee’d by: Lil’ Boy Tyron’
In this picture I was working some magic with the girl down the street. If she only knew I was as big horizontal as I was vertical back then. They used to call me T-Bone.
Take a shot at Tyron’Patron
Tyron Patron says:
Tyron’Patron aka The Black Patron aka 100% Dick!
Intro:
Tyron’Patron represents the Afro-Mexican heritage. Tyron’Patron enjoys sippin’ on 40’s and “Patron” straight up, smokin’ blunts. Home boy freestyles when faded and enjoys hatin’ on all the want-a-be playas aka Party Posers who be looking for their 15 seconds of fame.
Note from Tyron’Patron:
To all my Party Posers, consider this your ticket to fame as we help you get your 15 seconds. Keep in mind, if you are true to what you stand for, this may be your only opportunity to fight back for what you believe in no matter how you Pose. If you Pose, we will Expose! Tyron’Patron
To all my Poserattsi’s:
Submit all your Party Poser’ photos or videos to tyronpatron@partyposer.com so we can start posin’ your party. Be sure to represent your city, college or town. Thanks for your support! Also, If you would like to have your photo removed contact me via email and I will take it down. If not, Keep on Posin and you will Get Dicked! Tyron’Patron
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1. Afro-Mexican (see Afro-Mexican) 2. A Black person born in Mexico. The same as Afro-American or African-American one was born in Mexico and the other born in the United States of America. 3. A Mexican person who’s roots go back to Africa. 4. A Mexican person of African descent. 5. A Mexican person mix with Black African Blood. 1. Some of the African-Mexican were slaves from west Africa. Most of the African-Mexican are of Olmec descent. The Olmec civilization is a ancient African civilization in South Mexico about 5,000 B.C. to 400 B.C. Historians Believe that Olmec were Black Egyptians or the first civilization in China that were black. BBC News Sci/Tech Said That scientists are saying DNA traces Chinese back to Africa: Wednesday, September 30, 1998 Published at 02:21 GMT 03:21 UK. The news paper said In China there is Pyramid Built 5000 years ago Found in Inner Mongolia July 7, 2001 - People’s Daily. The scientists are saying: “that all the ancint bones in China are Black bones”, that mean the first Chinese were Black. The Olmec civilization and the first Chinese civilization writing is the same as ancient African alphabet writing. the discovery of a colossal stone head in 1869, an advanced civilization that preceded the Mayas and Aztecs of Mexico came to light. Historian Zecharia Sitchin said in his book The Lost Realms: “The Omlec leaders and bearers were unmistakably black Africans. They were arbitrarily named by archaeologists “Olmecs”; and their embarrassing enigma — of who they were, and how they had come across the ocean, and why, was compounded by the timing of their arrival in the New World.” http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=African-Mexican |
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MySpace Representin’
Tyron Patron says:
Email From Poserazzi:
Yo Tyron, I am glad to see someone like you is takin this shit to anutha level. This is one of my homegirls and she is mad representin on MySpace and thought I would share with the Posse. What do you think? Is this wise on her part? We out and will keep em coming. Keep posin’ our party dogg! Party Posse 2008! Young Ching Ching Representin’ GA~ youngchingching@sbcglobal.com
Yo Young Ching Ching , Given Mad Props to my Party Posse in GA! I cant vouch whether or not this is illegal but anyone down with the pound is down wit me. My advice would be to stay away when she has the munchies. By the looks of it, it looks like she was saving some chocolate for later. Lots of love for my players, and my posers… Keep it Green and Peace!
