Quick, she is starting to Break Out!
Quentin Styles says:
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Hey everyone, meet Spider Woman. I mean, it looks like she got bit by a spider baby. This is Teenage pregnancy in the making. I’m talking about the Baby doesn’t stand a chance. Streetbloggers
Million Man March
le Pew says:
When you hear them coming you better watch out. It’s the million man march and they are after you. Better be careful for flying buttons from corsets.
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Miss Piggy from the 909
le Pew says:
Now I am not saying we don’t love our 909′ers, ok maybe some of the stripper look alikes. But miss piggy from the IE takes the bacon home. Somebody stop feeding her before she pops.
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Flapjack Fatty
le Pew says:
Why must you show us these flappy, flap jack racks. My name is le Pew and I can rap oui oui! WTF is under her bosom…is that some sort of open wound. Gross!
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Beauty & the Beast
le Pew says:
I’ll give you one guess whose who. Actually I take that back, there is also a gremlin in the back playing hide and go seek.
Sutra’s Gangsta Butterfly
Mr. Nice Guy says:
| Email: Hey Mr. Nice Guy, let’s see if you can be nice to this guy? His name is James Berry and he is a Thugged out Butterfly representing not only Newport Beach but all of OC. He has gangsta rage from the head up and Butterfly wings and a tutu neck down. I don’t know what he was thinking when he put the spandex on cause as you can see in the picture, his schnaaz is bigger than his schlong. If he were packing some real meat then he may get away with this, all I can say is he’s a sad, sad man. Thanks for posting this poser, Drama Queeng. |
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Hello Party Posers, Mr. Nice Guy would like to introduce to you Newport Beach’s newest Party Poser and is currently posing as one of the Sutra’s finest locals. Come my lady, come come my lady, you my butterfly, Sutra baby.Don’t get me wrong, he has a good taste in woman. This angel in white has made her way down to earth and somehow ended up with The Gangsta Butterfly. Let me get one thing straight; Even though I am gay, and Asian, I believe that the woman are the flowers of our society, and us gay men, are the fruit. Which means I am a fruit who loves all people, even delivery men with small packages… |
If you ask me, he should try Vegas sometime because he would fit in just fine. By the way he’s Posing in this picture I am not quite sure he can compensate for some deep penetration. Maybe he’s a taker and not a giver? Not to be rude but this is a saddest example of a Manmel Toe I have ever seen. For such a burly man, he has a very small package. I am sorry but even a gay man would have to turn him down. |
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*I have provided a fully enhanced photo of the small package so you can see what I am talking about.*I have also included a enhanced image of the girls ass behind him so the straight man can enjoy.Next time you see him out at Sutra,let him know Mr. Nice Guy says, HeRRo!Wher’ Nice Guys Finish Last, Mr. Nice Guy!
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Fatty Being Skinny
Tyron Patron says:
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Email: Hey T, it’s Keyroy up in this bitch. Here is a picture from a party my brother was at in South Carolina. Put em up and let this girl be known to be the girl who posed thinking she was skinny. More to come, until next time…. Keyroy |
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Sorry to break it to ya, but you are not skinny. There is no reason you should be in a bathing suit with those abs. I think you should keep your clothes on when out in public because you never know when you will be exposed. Be prepared next time and do a couple thousands sit ups. And please, no more Taco Bell…!
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Hardcore security camera setup at liquor store!
le Pew says:
Emailer:
I was at this random liquor store in Mission Viejo and was wondering what the hell was on there wall. As I looked closer this was the ghetto rigged camera they had as surveillance!
That’s great. I think they I may have been at that store before. Hold on…did there cash register look like this:
Rollin’ in a wheelchair through Jack in the Box 2AM!
le Pew says:
Emailer:
I was coming back from a club in LA with my boys. As I was ordering something creepy popped out of the woodwork! I almost shat myself when I saw this old dicreprid lady roll up behind me. Can they actually serve you like this?!! God she was so creepy. I could here here cluckin’.
Are you sure that wasn’t yoda, Be careful, the force may be strong with this one.
Crotch Monster
Tyron Patron says:
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Holy Crotch Monster! This girl is worse than Michael Jackson and the Jackson 5 put together. Hey La Toya, can you please lend this girl a face lift?
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| Not to be rude but God must of called in sick that day and left Joseph Jackson run his shift. There is no doubt in my mind that this girl hit every single branch of the ugly tree, no exception. |
Barnyard Betty & the Crew
Chew an apple through a chainlink fence.
Lamp Shade on my Head?
le Pew says:
This girl can’t be serious with those bangs. She must have ran out of time getting ready, and decided to wear her lamp shade out.
-le Pew
After Preggers.
le Pew says:
Come on, you don’t think we’d see it with that banana top screaming for help. It looks like an alien tore through that stomach of yours. Stay out of the club when you’re 49 coming on 50.
-le Pew
