About: solrac
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Poo Diddy - Puff Daddy the Biggest Poser of them All.
solrac says:
Quit steppin on yourself Puff. I heard great lyrics about this guy before, they went like this:
Puff. Daddy. You know he likes it rough,
Puff. Daddy. You know he likes his ass stuffed
You know they have run out of reality t.v. show ideas when they have a show about this gay-nus master.
Man Birth Costume - The Birthday Suite
solrac says:
So Halloween is coming up. Not sure how fun it will be this year since we are on the edge of another Great Depression. But here we have the man birth costume. Now you can be the “life of the party”. Comes complete with fake vagina juice and placenta scum.
How you CAME into this world.
solrac says:
And then there is that day when you realize how you came into this world. Simply because someone came.
Hurricane Survival Kit
solrac says:
Party on Board!!!
Survival Kit Checklist:
Toilet Paper…..check
Bud Light………check
Keystone………check
Budweiser…….check
Red Dog………check
Piece of plywood to float your old lady and booze on……..check
The Ultimate Present for your Gayest Stoner Friend
solrac says:
You know you have that annoying friend that won’t shut up about smoking weed. They have all those weed conspiracy theories. Like how George Washington use to blaze with aliens. Get this for their birthday and it should keep them busy for a while…
Barrier To Entry
solrac says:
Talk about a barrier to entry! If she really only accepts schlongs that long, you damn well know that vagina is beat up!
The $10,000 Beer
solrac says:
So you are out at the bar, club or local watering hole. You feel a little tipsy, but you still want to pound another and you decide to go for that $10,000 beer.
“What chu mean? $10,000 beer? I ain’t drink no $10,000 beer!”
The $10,000 beer is that last beer that puts you over the DUI limit. It’s the beer you could choose not to drink that would of saved you $10,000 in attorney fees, fees to your local state and county, car impound fees and all the costs associated with getting a DUI.
So this is a little public service announcement on behalf of partyposer.com. Ask yourself the next time you go for that last drink: Is this going to be the $10,000 beer? (Or drink or whatever you want to call it). That should quickly put the worth of the next drink into perspective.
Furthermore, you should never have to be in this dilema. There is a solution. It’s call Alcohawk. The thing is super rad. It’s about $50 and it will tell you relatively where you are at in terms of your blood alcohol level. I never leave home without it. There have been way too many times where I had no idea if I was ok to go home or not. Now, with Alcohawk - I have some gauge of what my BAC is and I have better idea of what my chances of getting a DUI are.
*Note: I heard in some states that you can still get a DUI if you are over .03. So don’t be fooled by that .08 BS everyone talks about.
What would you rather do? Sarah Palin or…?
solrac says:
Would you rather bone Sarah Palin the Vice President Running Mate:
OR?
Perform a Satanic Goat Sacrifice?
Vote by submitting a comment to this post!
The Quintessential Euro-ho
solrac says:
The common myspace ho is not only found in the United States, but they transcend international boundaries as well. It’s f*cking stupendous! What ever country you may visit, you will probably still be privy to the “myspace ho”.
Here we have Joana. She also has a myspace page. She chooses to use the “snatch shot” as her introductory photo to help the casual myspace user develop their first impressions of her. As you dig deeper into her profile she shows off more hooker-esq photos of herself. I mean when you are looking for that “perfect gentleman” online, it’s best to show them as many angles of your ass as possible.
Translation of the word “Euro Ho” - to English: You’re a Ho!
BTW: If any of you are in Oberhausen, Nordrhein-Westfalen Germany, be sure to check out her myspace page: http://www.myspace.com/craazyjoana
Ultimate Face Paint of the Century
solrac says:
Perhaps we are all posers in comparison: I wonder how a job interview goes with this guy?
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The Redneck Yearbook Album Picture of the Century
solrac says:
I am speechless!
Rarely do I see a redneck who has on more eyebrow paint than his sister. She needs to follow his lead. Also, how big are this guy’s nuts? His crotch and her baby are about the same size.
I love the contrast between the background and the foreground. It’s Garden of Eden meets Dirt Patch of Riverside.
The hand on the ass is the icing on top of this deliciously foul sad-cake.
Personally, I prefer a woman with more ass than fetus.
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