About: Persian Xtacy
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The Everyday Average Rapper
Rambod Doushzadeh says:
Dis guy has some eskills! At first look you would think he is a poser, but he is true to who he is! POsers who know and admit they are posers are not true posers
I bet many of you readers can relate to this guy but not this persian peemp!
Dropping Xtasy before the Age of three
Rambod Doushzadeh says:
This baby is going to grow up a true peemp! Look at these moves and he can barely estand!
Bro I vonder if he is rolling right now.
The Perfect Wife
Rambod Doushzadeh says:
Us persians are very old fashioned. Vhe vant a voman that who estays in the kitchen but can estay esexy. This vone takes it to a new level.
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Ghetto Booty Call
Rambod Doushzadeh says:
Vhat does it tell you vhen a girl takes pictures of her own ass in her bathroom vith her camera phone?
1- Low self esteem
2- Broke
Dinner at Sizzler and a comment about her weight and you vill be having a ham sandwich by the end of the night
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Brow Down Armenian Mid-East Connection
Rambod Doushzadeh says:
Vhats us brrro!? These Glendale Armani’s e-say it like it is. Never kheard an Armanian make better fun of himself than this guy. Nice eshirt though, the e-silk is top notch.
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Not all Posers are vhat dey eh-Seem!
Rambod Doushzadeh says:
Vhats up bro?! Rambod here with another life lesson. We at party poser are not all about de khate. We giver credit vhen credit is due. Take a look at my friend here from Vegas, Armani aka Steady 2 Ready
Myspace URL: True Pimping!
Standard douche bag poser right? Wrrong! It deserves a closer look into the story. Armani has taken the cards he was delt with, fat, ugly, maybe slight retard brain, and made the lemonade
My man launches parties in the city of eh-sin and has more gerls than a sultan’s herem
Now be honest posers, you khavent khad this much ass in a lifetime. You dress the eh-same, act the eh-same, and are even better looking, but this man is a true peemp
Keep it peemping Armani, you make the persians proud vith envy.
Holler at my man by clicking the link and give him the credit he deserves!
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Not all Posers are Vhat they eh-seem, but most of the time They Are
Rambod Doushzadeh says:
Hello reader bros and eh-some hoes, Rambod again and dis time i have the opposite of my friend Armani. Jimmy khere is exactly vhat he appears to be. A koonie, doush poser who doesnt know vheather to estick his camel tongue in a vagina or up the narrow dirt road.
But you might say “Rambod he is vith a very khot girl, vhy is khe a_poser?!” Bro, vhat peemp vould ever puckerhis pole licking lips in a_picture? Alvays take a closer look!
Flexing for a man, vhile the voman behind you laughs = Douche
Putting big hard cock shaped objects to your mouth = Eeediot
Douches vearing pink eh-panties, head bands, and sunglasses vith their under bros while riding eh-camels = Party Posers
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Persian Desert
Rambod Doushzadeh says:
Persians always have fruit for dessert and the gerls love some bananas. They are trained from a young age to take in as much as they can in one sitting. You never know vhen you are going to get another meal in the desert
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Easy Prey
Rambod Doushzadeh says:
Vhen you khit the club and you khave no money to peemp the fine bitches, go for the ugly pretty gerls. You know the gerls who are ugly in the face or slightly over veight and very self concious but vhen they go to the eh-club they whore themselves out.
last veek ve rolled up to these two, vone vas a pharmacy gerl at CVS and the other vorked the register. Dis night they vere playing the role of house slut
Look for the fat ass, dead give avay to low self esteem
3 inches of make up each, vhat are you hiding? The results of the night, vell let us just eh-say they did not end up going khome vith any ballers
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She is 4′ 10″, and he isnt much taller
Baller? The Mervyns shirt says no!
Even vith the fake love humps, you go khome vith a 40 year old bald african jew.
If these non-ballers can pull them, anyvone vith even a little peemp juice can handle
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Vorst Hooters Girl Ever
Rambod Doushzadeh says:
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Lesson #2 - The Image - eStay Consistant
Rambod Doushzadeh says:
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When making an image for yourself, it is essential you estay consistant. You cant be a peemp vone minute and a gay the other. Take my friend MuhamedMy friend, if you are not in good eshape you cannot take pictures vith no eshirt, you need some HGH broo |
| Last i checked, esubvay is not a club. You must have just gotten off of vork from your parent’s restaurant. You tink you are going to get the beetches at subvay vith your plucked brows, club shirt, lip ring and headphones? No DJ Reza, not tonight |  |
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Dis is the cout de grace, vone picture you are shirtless buff meathead peemp, then dj reza at subvay and here emo goth punk trying to be escary? No vonder gerls dont like you, you dont even like yourself
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Please, peemps keep it real, no more trying to be everything, pick your peemp and be it. Verrry simpl
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Persian Peemping Lesson #1 “The eSmile” - Verry Important
Rambod Doushzadeh says:
Vhen taking pictures vith a hot bitch, the smile is vhat makes the peemp
Too Koonie - see how they are comfortable vith you? Its cause they know you are no threat cause you like men
Too Angry - She is terrified bro, plus i think penis khead bekhind you is more interested in you than she is
Bro Too khaapy - You’re e-so khappy that she thinks of you as just another fan, no chance
- Rambod Doushzadeh - Persian Xtacy
Parviz the Poser
Rambod Doushzadeh says:
I vas up in Vegas last veek and met this poor Persian vant to be. Naturally he followed me all veek to try to pick up my koos escraps but he has much to learn.
1. Men do not vear color contact lenses. Vat are you tyring to do here, make people think you are vhite? Color contacts vere meant for girls and queers, vhere do you fit it? Koonie is my guess
2. Flexing your esteroid pumped mascles in a pink eshirt does not make you cool. Dont believe me? look at the girl esitting right next to you, she is laughing at you, not vith you bro
3. eSite seeing with your eshirt off is bad enough, but vhen you do it vith your cousin fresh from Persia its vorse. You couldnt tell him to leave the turbin behind? You guys are making us true peemps look very bad.
Persian Hotness
Rambod Doushzadeh says:
Persian gerls usually get a bad rep as being hairy and ugly so i present to you the cream of the crop. I dont esee any hair.
Party Posers from Abroad - Bejan
Rambod Doushzadeh says:
Vhats up Brro? Me, Arash, and Shervin ver tottally peemping it at the manshion vith hef. Tuan vas so drunk dat he taught shervin vas actually strait. They vent to the grotto and now look how happy Shervin is. Looks like the chesh tang forgot to rinse
- Rambod
Best Comment:
Seven11 says: I wonder who the Persian poser is? The Asian or the Indians?