About: le Pew
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Jeremy Jackson aka Hoby from Baywatch aka Burnout
le Pew says:
So we all remember this kid from Baywatch as Hoby. After his show burned out he turned into the rep for the gayest company on the planet: Ed Hardy. I mean come on, look at these pictures, we all know you have no money man, otherwise you wouldn’t be peddling clubs and trying to have all these cheesy D- fashion shows with the faded orange carpet. Real fashion shows don’t consist of clubs and paint cans for clothing.
I just wanna be Tommy Lee…
le Pew says:
“If I try harder people may mistake me for Tommy Lee”
Motto for life for this douche bag. Who wants to be Tommy Lee anyways? Why so I can attract blown out hookers like Pamela Anderson. He even hangs out with second rate models like forbidden too. Ha, the irony.
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Hansel’s long lost brother…
le Pew says:
After the Brittney Spears kid got his own show, many look-a-likes have spawned. Here we have Hansel’s long lost cousin. I can tell, he is not the real Hansel.
Hot Blonde Bartender Doing the Chicken Dance
le Pew says:
While I know she was probably trying to avoid the camera, here is her chicken dance. Get down girl.
Fight Poser Starts an Original Idea: Energy Drink
le Pew says:
Jump on the bandwagon, if it doesn’t say poser more then MMA, then it’s the start of a fresh idea, an energy drink company. Come on buddy, you are a little late. From the looks of his hair, it must be Vanilla Ice’s old hair dresser. We all know what happens when this guy drinks too much of his own energy drink… he’ll eventually snap and go Kung Cho on your Ass.
When Fabio Meets Lion King…
le Pew says:
If there ever was a day that Fabio had babies with Lion King we’d get this wannabe myspace rockstar poser from Albuquerque, New Mexico. Come on dude, stop trying to live the dream give it up man!
Give him a shout and tell him partyposer loves him.
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My Not so High Class Prostituée Crystal
le Pew says:
It’s alright Ms. Crystal. I know that you are well paid, and although I may catch a flesh eating penile disease…I can still find quite a bit of use for your orifices while it’s hot.
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Million Man March
le Pew says:
When you hear them coming you better watch out. It’s the million man march and they are after you. Better be careful for flying buttons from corsets.
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French Kissy Kiss!
le Pew says:
Some of these make le Pew so proud to be french while others make le Pew want to le Puke!
Miss Piggy from the 909
le Pew says:
Now I am not saying we don’t love our 909′ers, ok maybe some of the stripper look alikes. But miss piggy from the IE takes the bacon home. Somebody stop feeding her before she pops.
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