About: elguapo
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elguapo says:
What immediately followed was the filthiest group dirty sanchez session ever recorded in the history of mankind.
Ladies and Gentlemen, we present to you Mr. CooL ICE!
elguapo says:
Wow, where the hell do I begin? First of all, why not just Mr. ICE? When the hell is ice anything but cool? Despite how utterly awesome it looks to capitalize the C and L while keeping the o’s lower case, inserting CooL makes this guy a walking exercise in redundancy.
Mr. CooL ICE is a good name if and only if you are:
- A hardcore Vato Loco, or a Chicano rapper
- An imprisoned recipient of a song dedication on Art Laboe’s Lowridin Oldies Radio Show
- All of the above
Mr. CooL ICE is a terrible name otherwise, especially if you’re a wannabe wigger poser. However, if you are going to attempt to hold the supreme title of Mr. CooL ICE, here’s a word of advice. DON’T INCLUDE A SKELETON DOING THE MACAULAY CULKIN HOME ALONE FACE SLAP AND SCREAM POSE. Just a thought.
Best Comment:
elguapo says: i know what you mean mastercurry! the hair, the tats, the faux-buff pose - everyone’s copying this guy! i mean the giggling school girl skull tattoed all over your body trend is taking off like wildfire. everytime i see it i think of how this mr. cool ice is blazing trails! when are you gettin yours mastercurry? i can’t wait for mine! what trend will this man set next?