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White Germany Blood Gangster
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First off, homeboy is taking his photo for MySpace at some gas station bathroom on his Razor phone in the middle of nowhere thinkin’ he’s from Compton.
Secondly, he appears to be White and from Germany.
Even thou this fool has the balls to play a black man from the ghetto representin’ the Bloods. He could never understand the streets of LA is the place where we be crackin’ em hoes. This nigga be crazy yo, or fake… Either way, I testify that this Cracka’ is a Black Posa’! Throw in the white towel whitie, you’ve been Exposed!
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Ron + This Women = Son!
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Yo Tyron’ this is my buddy (bottom picture) who is currently living with me and my girlfriend and I cant seem to get rid of him. I was snoopin’ through some of his old photos and I found this picture of Ron Jeremy with his Mom (top) and thought I would share it with you and the crew. Keyroy
Great combo, at least we now know who the father is… Regardless of who the father is, he looks more like his momma. Nothing can top a burly man in tight black leather with an indention in his pants, except for his father Ron Jeremy of course…
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Bringin Back The Ol School
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Nothin’ wrong wit a sista’ showin’ off her double A Peanut Butter Cups and Beef Cleavage. As you can see, homegirl dropped the kids off at the pool before the big photo shoot.
Besides the shit floatin’ in her bathwater, this bitches nasty ass geri curl juice is drippin’ down her formongous five head. This must be the most fucked up MySpace Profile I have ever seen, too many lights not enough cover-up, and as always Mr. Hanky hordin’ the spotlight. Dumb Bitch betta recognize cause when “the shit” goes down, you betta be ready…
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Strippers That Define A Party Ho-ser
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We love Ho’s who be Posin’ Big Time, especially on brass poles with half naked bitches in the background. Nothins’ sexier than a short skirt and net stockings on a bitch wit a Big Donkey… Black panties can only mean one thing; dirty bitch be lovin’ Cock and Balls in her Mouth.
Not sure if you noticed but the bitch in back is sporting black tape asterisks (*) notating the fact that there’s a Big Ass Ho in the way making a Big Ass of Ho’self.
Yo, yo, yo, this Stank Ass Ho keeps freakin’ on the SHIT she be leakin’
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HOT PARTY GIRL!
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This girl’s smokin! SSSSsssssssssssssss! Daisy Duke, eat your heart out! Nothing wrong with this picture… Please give it up to one of the Models from Green Bottle Productions based out of Hawaii. Thought it would be nice to spread her love on Party Poser to help represent the Players…
Lost?
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Its obvious this guy has lost his mind…
Why else would Sylvester Stallone be wearing his little sisters checkered blouse?
Ok, lets play a little game of Where’s Guido.
You will find this Guido sportin’ a blue wrist band and a Checkered blouse tied in a knot around his waste, aka, man bra. Can you spot Guido in the crowd? If so, call 911 immediately cause’ if he is anything like Rambo, we are doomed!
Fatty Being Skinny
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Email: Hey T, it’s Keyroy up in this bitch. Here is a picture from a party my brother was at in South Carolina. Put em up and let this girl be known to be the girl who posed thinking she was skinny. More to come, until next time…. Keyroy |
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Sorry to break it to ya, but you are not skinny. There is no reason you should be in a bathing suit with those abs. I think you should keep your clothes on when out in public because you never know when you will be exposed. Be prepared next time and do a couple thousands sit ups. And please, no more Taco Bell…!
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Lil’ Boy Tyron’
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Got Dee’d by: Lil’ Boy Tyron’
In this picture I was working some magic with the girl down the street. If she only knew I was as big horizontal as I was vertical back then. They used to call me T-Bone.
Don’t Judge a Book by it’s Cover!
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“I am not A Nazi!”
Western use of the Swastika in the early 20th century The swastika (gammadion, “fylfot“) symbol became a popular symbol of luck in the Western world in the early 20th century. Although the Nazi Party adopted the symbol in the 1920s, it continued in use in Western countries with its original meaning until the Nazi association became dominant in the 1930s. The term swastika is first attested in English in 1871, and first refers to the Nazi emblem in 1932. 4 Star BoneTyron Patron says:
More Dirt on Mr. JuicyTyron Patron says:
Crotch MonsterTyron Patron says:
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Email: Hey Ty what up dogg? This Guys name is Jason, aka “Juice”. Can you guess why his name is “Juice”? He claims to be a hip hop artist representing the local OC. Also, “Juice” may look hard, but I found some shit that will expose a softer side, I heard he goes both ways. This dude needs to be exposed… Thanks for keepin’ it real. Drunk Punk |
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Yo Drunk Punk, Thanks for the look out on these Party Posers! I can think of many reasons why his name is “Juice”, but the main reason is that it’s short for Juicy Couture. For the record, Juice is the main ingredient he injects into his ass. Either way, he’s posin’ hard time for PartyPoser and is now Exposed so you too can be the judge Mr. Juicy…
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What is wrong with this picture?>>> Looks like you’re about to get man handled and seconds away from your daily dose of Juice. This dirt was given to us by one of your many fans. Unless you can back it up homie you are an official poser… Let’s hear the skinny bro, on how you take it in the ass so slow. |
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